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February 10th, 2009

10:07 am - boooooo kellogs - result : pregnancy Hey world, it has been a very long while! i am so pissed at kellogs. I know that there is so much propoganda about pot and legalizing it, and such but this is a really great article rant by some random guy that had some really good points. man there is nothing like a really great rant. here are my favorite highlites to entice you read the article ( PUN INTENDED ). http://www.cosmictap.com/michael-phelps-should-not-be-sorry/ it truly is a rant though, so some of it is quite extreme and not logical , funny though "...... Kellogg said they would not renew their sponsorship deal with him (Micheal Phelps) because his behavior was “not consistent with the image of Kellogg. ( a photo of M.P. smoking out of a bong surfaced ) Wow - you’ve really got to love the delicious, high-fructose-corn-syrup-encrusted irony of Kellogg’s slamming Phelps’ private behavior while they market marshmallow Fruit Loops and chocolate banana Pop Tarts to millions of kids. When Phelps was arrested for DUI, Kellogg’s did not think that this was reason to not have him as a spokesman? Kellogg’s should immediately release a statement explaining why drunk driving was acceptable in their eyes and smoking marijuana is a reason for someone to lose their job. Until they explain their position, I encourage everyone to buy other cereals and to let the Kellog’s corporation know that their public message is rotting our sense of responsibility and morality the way that Frosted Flakes is rotting the teeth of our children." In fact, Harry Anslinger, our nation’s first drug czar (under President Hoover), offered these ominous warnings for young Americans tempted by the evil weed: “Colored students at the University of Minnesota were partying with white female students, smoking marijuana and getting their sympathy with stories of racial persecution. Result: pregnancy.” p.s. i am addicted to the addicts. there is just something so great about loud drums and angry brittish people yelling. Current Mood: study study study Current Music: joker in the pack ~ the addicts ~

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October 2nd, 2008

04:13 am - Terminator 4 :the seed chronicles I should be sleeping. and also packing for my canoe expidition, but i never have time to do anything and i jsut spent 11 hours writting my first official paper since high school so i figured i would post it hear in all it's mighty 2 page terminating glory for anyone interested.i just copied and pasted it becasue i didn't really know how to attach a word document to lj- i doubt very much it is college grade material . i have since learned after sending it in through a "digital drop box" which i 'm pretty sure is the greatest invention of all time (next to perhaps the ball bearing and also the vaccume cleaner) that siting references does not mean putting a reference number followed by a footnot index at the end of you paper but we haven't learned the proper "APA" format that were seposed to use yet. meh. my contacts are burning my eyes out. damn you improper saline solution. DAMN YOU. ( Terminator 4: The seed chronicles ) Current Mood: tired Current Music: salty dog~ dillards ~

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August 21st, 2008

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July 1st, 2008

02:28 am - Card in 'L' - Official So it is finally official . i am going back to school as a FULL TIME STUDENT. I get to quit my jobs!!!! GOODBUY RETAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thou who hasth taken my soul but not yet . i still need to tell my bosses ( so please do not ask me about it at work). i have informed my parents on the subject . and all that is left? THINGS TO DO: Give all the money i've ever earned and saved away to school Sell my soul to OSAP for $10 700 Quit my jobs Temporarily leave all my friends and furniture mentally prepare for the shock/need to do my groceries at giant tiger make my cat hate me GET SOME SLEEP The worst part is that since i will be renting some grandmas basement appartment i do not get to take the Tasha-cat with me. It makes me really sad not only because i will miss her , but because i know that she hates everone else! She is the best anti-social cat EVER !!! but because i cannot explain to her that i can't take her with me, It's like one day she will think i have gone to work, and then i just won't be home for a month . And then because she is a bitch when i come home to visit she will proboly hate me forever. fucking cat. <3 I will defiently miss my friends, but i'm only going an hour north so i can't be too dramatic about it. I've been thinking about it alot, and as sad as it is, with the amount of time that i spend at work ,and anti-socialising , i think i will actually get to see my friends about the same as i already do. ( since i will have weekends off ) INFACT i think i will talk to them MORE since i will be unemployed for 11 months and in a foreign land with my computer. So i don't think it will bad at all with my msn/facebook/stumbleupon since i'm not much of a phone talker anyways. half of me is saying "YAY NOT RETAIL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE" but every other part of me is like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU COULD BUY A TRUCK,DYSON VACCUME CLEANER , DIGITAL SLR CAMERA ,A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PUDDING, BIG TV AND EVERY CONSOLE AND VIDEOGAME THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT FOR THE SAME COST AS ONE YEARS TUITION THAT YOU ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO GET A JOB GOOD ENOUGH TO ENSURE THAT YOU PAY BACK" Laurie : Outdoor Adventure Naturalist comming soon to large student debt near you! Current Mood: petsick already Current Music: shine a light ~Wolf Parade~

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June 15th, 2008

12:21 am - brain vs. stomach : round 43 Everytime i eat at mcdonalds or pretty much any fast food restaurent , i find that post-meal i am in terRible pain from putting delishious food in my mouth . I find that post- meal i say to myself " WHY ghandi? WHY ?" and also saying " NEVER AGAIN " and " MY WORLD IS PAIN " and " STOMACH , WHY DO YOU SMITE ME SO?" and yet , everytime some one says " hey , you want to go to mc Donalds? " i find myself saying " HELL YES BITCHES! " Usually i'm able to make a corelation : eat food = get sick but for some reason , i still eat it . willingly . and on a quazi regular basis. Same thing with the whole being allergic to lactose/dairy thing. I ate pizza 5 times last week. 5 PIZZA MEALS IN ONE WEEK . when you know your allergic to something and you eat it anyways , 5 TIMES IN A ROW. that is just plain stupid . idiotic . irrational . sabatoge . But in my defense : pizza is totally delishious . Current Mood: sick Current Music: C'mon sea legs ~ Immaculate Machine ~

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May 26th, 2008

01:49 am - $$$$$$$$$$$ With my mind on the money and my money on the mind Did you know? that i am all about the thinking about rediculous lists and conjuring up wild money scams to raise funds instead of going out and finding a better paying job? it's just so much fun.i'm just so damned good at it. i cannot stop. if procrastination was an olympic sport i would win the gold medal . every year . FOREVER. Things to do: Rob a bank win the lottery home liquor brewing bee keeping - honey making beer barroness go on tour with my imaginary band hold ransom enter every contest on cereal boxes learn to skate then enter a compitition and win i could go on , i really could. i would repeat robbing a bank several times , it's the first one to pop in my head all the time. though it is definetly the least likely to happen in reality. i hate money . i hate that i want and need it to live . i will start a colony. we will live in trees and grow feilds of cucombres and hot peppers because they are delishious.we will play tetris all day . i will play tetris ALL DAY . p.s........i had steak and leftover chinese for dinner . p.p.s......my dinner was better than yours p.p.p.s....i am a jerk of mass proportions . but i jerk out of love! <3 Current Mood: BLAHHHHHH Current Music: Hobo Low ~ Seasick Steve ~

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May 20th, 2008

12:31 am - THE MASSES DEAR BEANS it has been a while dear internet . i have been swamped lately but with what i cannot tell you. not because it is a secret or anything but i literally just don't know what i do with my time. the sun and season and allergies of the season change has fried my brain. Spring seems to have the ability to bamboozle your brain with crazyness and overall i just never know whats going on this time of year except for a few very predictable constants. 1. The Tulip Festival = MY WORST NIGHTMARE DUE TO EXTREME ALLERGY TO POLLEN AND SPRING IN GENERAL 2. SUNLIGHT = my mortal enemy. i know scientifically it has been proven that you should get at least 15 minutes of sunlight a day to get required vitimin D, and a little bit of sun is nice. in my view sitting in the cool shade. i will admit . but in general the 5 minute waiting for the bus in the blistering sun is more than enough to fill my quota . The days are getting longer (light wise) and hotter and humidwise. how i smite thee summer time that is vast approaching . SMOTEN! 3. BBQ = DELISHIOUS I think the reason why spring is so aweful is because it is decision making time , everything is changing , and in general the human species has a weird obsession with change in this season . Spring cleaning . garage sales . out with the old in with the new. It is also the time when you open your closet too wear things that are appropriate for the heat outside . And even though you yourself phisically has not changed. for some reason all of your clothes seem like they aren't yours anymore because it has been so long since you've worn them they have lost whatever appealed to you about them at the time you got them . and DEAR GOD clothes are expensive. but i want new ones because i am crazy in the head . i know that deep down i will only buy things exactly like the ones i already own. but my brain just doesn't care what logic has to say to it. On the note of garage sales . no doubt i will run into some of you at the GREAT GLEEB GARAGE SALE THIS WEEKEND. Last year i found some rare action figures and a bunch of wicked stuff! This year i am bringing a small luguage bag with wheels to tote my numerous amazing finds. But be warned, if we should meet and grab onto a X-men vhs cartoon at the same time, know that you are going down in a flames of blazing destruction WORD Current Mood: HAT Current Music: Ramble on ~ Led Zeplin ~

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March 28th, 2008

05:07 am - Dan Maqueen : RE : Portfolio Hey Dan , i couldn't figure out how to reduce the image mb size of the jpegs so that they would all fit into one email or without compromising picture quality and weird shrinking . So i figured it would be easier to just post them all here since file size doesn't matter and you won't have to open several emails to view it all . i hope this is okay, it seemed way easier . All full colour work was scanned as requested at 300 dpi , greyscale for B/W images , and photos of larger projects with a Digital Camera. Hope you like it. Thanks again for saving me an 8 hour drive! *Laurie Faller (  click here to view Electronic - portfolio ) Current Mood: artistic Current Music: Backwater ~ Meat Puppets ~

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March 7th, 2008

02:12 pm - How to burn a bridge that doesn't exist : by Laurie Faller I quit value village . The following is a copy of my letter of resignation . I'd say i was burning a bridge with 8 pages of anger , but there is no bridge. they don't give refferences . Maybe in the future they'll start to give refferences if not for the soul pourpose of not having to read really long angry rants bout how they're company steals the souls of it's employees because people will leave on a good note since they'll need the refference . I've lj- cut it for obvious reasons . But it's a good read . Especially if you have ever worked for the company. i tried to use a spell check, but i have no grammer check in my writting program, so hopefully it's not that bad because i already gave a copy in to my boss. I think the best part about it is that when i gave it in, the ink on my printer had started to run out of ink because the letter was so long . bwhahahhaha. STILL READABLE . but defiently lighter than the first couple of pages. My letter probobly won't actually change anything , but at the very least i have wasted a good portion of several peoples time by forcing my authority figures to read why i hate the company. enjoy if you have the time! (  we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn.....burn mother fucker...BURN  ) Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Take this job and shove it ~ The dead kennedy's ~

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March 4th, 2008

10:08 pm - FUCK YOU NEWS SCIENCE I don't understand how we grew up with out cellphones. i try to think back about when i was in middle school and high school , how did we possibly survive? i can remember getting stranded more than not , and somehow everything always worked out.And somehow you could always get a hold of your friends , but Today , i can barely go through the day without one .I left it at a firends house last nite and the entire day i was a total wreck ! I didn't know what to do , i couldn't even FIND a damn payphone . which now costs 50 cents? rediculous. I'm so used to such a luxurious technology that isn't neccessary for my survival but i get so panicked and flustered without it. it's stupid . my need for such a device makes me sad that i rely on it so much. ALSO i had a giant panic attack today because of the set-up of an article. THIS ARTICLE . http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/straight-talking/item/bacteria_rain_snow_weapon It tells you all these bad things and after i started reading it, i decided i should stop before i read anything else because it was making me very paranoid and freaked out scared to leave my house . how was i going to get to my mid term exam if i had to go outside? I spent the time i SHOULD have been studying , panicking about the horrible things i had inhaled while digging in the snow for seven hours days earlier while building my snowfort. After i had calmed down a while later, i decided to finish reading the article, which makes me angry because i got really upset for like an HOUR before i read that it was ONLY HARMFUL IF YOUR A TOMATO PLANT. thank you news science. thank you for ruining my day. and life. WHORE. For all you linguistics type who like to argue about the spelling and plurality of english here is a fun read. http://fresh-perspectives.net/2008/02/did-you-think-english-was-an-easy-language.html Current Mood: tomato plant Current Music: smash ~ offspring ~

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February 27th, 2008

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February 20th, 2008

09:51 pm - sink sink sink I'm seposed to be leaving for work soonish. but i'm not going. i've decided. originally i wrote along paragraph about me hating working all the time for no money but i'v deleted it because i found something WAY better. a STAIR BOOK CASE. make sure you click on the different vantage points so you understand how it works, i thought i understood what it looked like until i saw it from all angles. <3 architecture http://gizmodo.com/358636/stairs-bookcase-actually-makes-me-want-to-move-to-london ROBOCOP is just 4 years away! http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001478.html i love the nitelife of no sleeping , but once in a while i'd like to actually be able to go out in the day and do things while stores are open . If i have a day off , i just don't wake up until i have to go to work the next day. RUINED. so tonight i'm not going. it is my rebellion. SCREW YOU NO FREE TIME. i'll show you good! i'm going to go feed my snail and play with my cat. In other news i have located an awesome new webcomic. you will like it. i give you a money back garauntee! http://truckbearingkibble.com/comic/2008/01/18/stay-of-execution/ Current Mood: blah Current Music: Sink 'em low ~ Clutch ~

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February 9th, 2008

02:29 am - all things unholy There are some things that are so hanus in crime that it's unheard of . there are lines , that should not be crossed . Bounderies that should not be overthrown. Experiments that we are better off without . Science and technology is increasing at such an incredible rate , and i'm all for science and experimenting , furthering knowledge , and questing for the unknown. but somewhere along the way humanity has lost its way. They've dabbled in areas far too eerie and creepy for me to mention. though i'll do it anyways. For those of you who may not have seen this for sale in your local grocery/pharmacy/department store as i just recently discovered it's un natural existance. you may want to sit down. DISH SOAP DETERGENT that is the scent of FRESH LINEN. For all things unholy, i cannot think of a single positive reason you would EVER want your dishes that you EAT OFF OF to smell like your bedsheets fabric softener. it is WRONG. it is VILE . it confuses my senses by making a flat smooth surface associated in my brain with something fuzzy and soft and full of tiny fibres. It makes you feel like you are eating spaghetti out of a bowl made of towels. does that sound the LEAST BIT PLEASENT? NO. it makes me want to throw up . forever . until i die. you are an abomination that deserves the PIT from street cents back when Ken Pompadoor made it awesome. Current Mood: bleahhhhh Current Music: Narc ~ Interpol ~

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February 5th, 2008

05:12 am - new plan: invisible i have a new hero and possibly life goal http://lllgy.com/post/pic13.html i want this to be my job. i want to be invisible all of the time while simultaneously be living art. and having really wicked awesome cool clothes. brick jacket : LIFE AMBITION that is all. i had to share or internally combust of awesomeness. P.S. i am going to my first wine tasting event for work. There will be about 30 wineries trying to sell they're goods/convince me to give they're wine shelf space in the store. heres hoping i don't get trashed and embarress myself. i'll be honest, i'm a bit concerned. P.S.S. also i really like this idea for a house. if this house was in a tree. it would be perfect. i would want my bedroom to be bigger than just my bed. really wicked concept though....unless your having people over and someone has to pee while you are cooking dinner. http://mocoloco.com/archives/000694.php Ze germans have thought of it all. If this were my bed it would rock.LITERALLY. http://www.private-cloud.de/ Current Mood: MORTIFIED ANTICIPATION Current Music: in bloom ~ nirvana ~

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February 2nd, 2008

01:45 am - bitch about bitches Crazy condescending yoga teacher perpously destroyed my torso. FIE ON YOU DEVL WOMAN! FIE! i hate you and your crackling microphone. and not letting me take off my socks,and making me wear shoes.She was like a sock-nazi . "you wear socks? NO YOGA FOR YOU" BITCH! "YOU MUST WEAR SHOES"! What a power trip! she's abusing the only power she has a yoga teacher. " mwahaha i will force them to choose between barefeet grossness and shoes that will make everything more difficult and uncomfortable" Seriously it felt like we were having a secret battle. Sometimes we'd make eye contact she'd be all " hey, hows those shoes? can't raise your heel? that's okay keep them flat if thats too dificult for you" and my smile would carry out the message of "WHAT? (fronting manner) SAY IT! you don't know if my toes are flexed or not!" BITCH! anyways that aside i actually had alot of fun and want to do it again, i was just bitter that i woke up this morning thinking my ribcage had been crushed by some type of URBAN ELEPHANT that i had never known lived in the area. but seriously? how many peoples gross sweaty bare feet have touched those matts for 45 minute increments of tough physical labour? WAY TOO MANY TO CONSIDER ME PUTTING MY FLESH ON IT. it's such hypocrytal bullshit!!!! they recommend you wear sandals in the shower because thats wear people CLEAN THEY'RE FEET. IMPLYING that even AFTER water and soap have RINSED AND SANITISED your flesh and the surface upon which you stand on. that you should wear AN ELEVATED FOOT GLOVE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE BACTERIA AND WART/ FUNGUS/GENERAL GROSSNESS of others. seriously? come on , you CANNOT print that shit on the wall then tell me to step on a bacteria blanket within your organisation. thats just LOCO. and poor marketing on your part. p.s. i'm also the jerk who talks about food the whole time. p.s.s bitches be crazy. girls are so mean and scary. I'm not even mad ! but as soon as i start to talk about it all i can type is hatred for some reason? so much anger! i don't even understand why? i mean it was inconvenient at best , LOGICALLY. but LOGICALLY apparently doesn't matter in my world. i will hate the public , i blame YOU *(points finger) RETAIL. Current Mood: gonna dig me some OIL Current Music: Tain't no sin ~ Lee Morse ~

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January 22nd, 2008

05:08 am - here comes sickness Last thursday i spent just over a hundred dollars on pockey , bbq porc buns , and bluegrass records. It was simultaneously the most irresponsible AND most satisfying purchess i've made thus far in my years of existance. i also picked up some kinks and a 1968 WAR OF THE WORLDS album i bought soley for the album cover art and 7 page story book on the inside. i am super poor but i feel AWESOME. I'm awaiting 2 parcels in the mail one containing 5 comic books i ordered, and the other a pocket watch . ALSO adding to the super poor and deeper in debt.i've never been poorer but i feel GREAT. money can't buy you hapiness , but dear god can it ever keep you distracted until you run out! i need a better job or 2. It's so strange, i'm actually pretty decent at saving when i have a large income, i don't spend much on anything (partially because i work so much that nothing is open when i have time to shop) but now that i have a little bit of time on my hands it's like BOOM! A WHOLE WORLD OF material possessions i don't need but really crave to own . like a months worth supply of pockey. clearly i needed this to live. ALSO internet shopping is WAY to convenient for an impulse buyer like myself. damn you internet and you infinet purchessing capabilities! EXCEPT for the "ex" knife set which i have failed to find ANYWHERE to ship it to canada.or even buy it at a store in canada? is it because it's sharp metal knives? i don't understand! CANADA SELLS KNIVES TOO! DON'T DISCRIMINATE! Current Mood: snoww Current Music: here comes sickness ~ mudhoney ~

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January 17th, 2008

03:36 am - before i bed , a link i must ! read it please ! it grades A+!!! I typed it out 4 times. so your mouse cannot escape. this is seriously the greatest snow invention / toy / civil servant robot ever made. i need it to live. in 5 years i will buy it (provided it's ready. but it's japan, and the prototype is already SO WICKED AMAZING. and then build an igloo the likes this world has ever seen! http://inventorspot.com/articles/robot_snowplow_japan_shovels_sno_9534 http://inventorspot.com/articles/robot_snowplow_japan_shovels_sno_9534 http://inventorspot.com/articles/robot_snowplow_japan_shovels_sno_9534 http://inventorspot.com/articles/robot_snowplow_japan_shovels_sno_9534 P.S. JESSE DYBKA I AM COMPUTER ILLITERATE! I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD THAT FREE PAINT PROGRAM AND I COULDN'T GET IT TO WORK. how about i will pay you to install this free program onto my computer? please times one million plus money i need a paint program! stat! Current Mood: PAINT PROGRAM Current Music: war pigs ~ black sabbath ~

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01:49 am - judgement : DAI For the record i just made a WICKED otaku pun that maybe 2 people will understand , one of whom doens't even read my lj! but you should know that it was funny and i laughed for you . Today i had a food adventure . I woke up at around noon and realised i had to get ready for work rather quickly. So after getting all suited up for the day i travelled to the kitchen to search for edible substanance. DILEMA #1: the only quickly available food is cereal. DILEMA #2: i can't drink reg. milk in the fridge Solution : Gluten free / Lactose free eggnog + cereal = meal Judgement DAY: Did you know that adding eggnog to cereal is not as bad as you would think? i mean, it would be pretty gorss with something really sugery like lucky charms of count chocula , btu with Corn flakes or Multigrain cheerios it's pretty delishious. You know the milk that you drink at the END of your cereal bowl? the SUGER MILK left over from all the suger you poured on that doesn't stick to the cereal? or that has disolved off the cereal when it got soggy and sediments on the bottom? and than you drink it like a caveman ? it tastes like that from the BEGIINING of the cereal experience. so you don't even need to put suger on it! it's great! also the nutmeg makes it a bit spicy and warm like a hobo standing infront of an oil can fire on a cold night . you don't really actually feel any heat, but it's nice being near the flames. JUDGEMENT DAY #2: I watched the first episode of the new "TERMINATOR SERIES : THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES" and i will admit i'm dissapointed. Granted i was mildly distracted playing MARIO PARTY DS which by the way is super wicked awesome fun 4000. and GRANTED i had fairly low expectations to begin with given that it was CTV who's budgeting it. But i will re-watch the first episode and give it another 4 episodes of chance , the first is bound to be super campy and cheese factory. i 'm really hoping it gets better, i love terminator . i always want for more and now i have it and it's just not up to my arnold standards . The casting is TERRIBLE with ofcourse the exception of the girl from FIREFLY/ serentity which is another reason i'm giving it another 4 chances to grab my attention. Because she was awesome in FIREFLY ( which i bought the whole season for $24 on sale at music world before it wnet out of business). LE SIGH. IN OTHER NEWS: i now have the greatest action figure of skeletor known to MAN. or HE-MAN! Current Mood: let dai Current Music: The new kid ~ the old 97's ~

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January 9th, 2008

01:58 am - I AM GOING TO BED BUT FIRST I WILL POST. POST- i recieved a package today from ebay! they did not steal my money and send me an empty box. i was shocked. that place is like a giant online garage sale i thought for sure i had invested in nothing. way to restore my faith in internet shopping. my credit cards will never be safe again. i found my glasses. this makes me happy because i no longer have to wear my contacts for 28 hours a day. My retinas have never been happyer! they were inside my pillow case. Next time i play hide and seek i'm hiding there because no one will ever think to check there. except for you the reader. FECK.I ate too much food. and i have 2 comic books awaiting me. Dear WInter : baby please don't go, baby please don't go baby pleasee don't go down to new orleans where the mumblemumblemumelblemumbel ( **** bitching guitar riff***** ) i saw Juno today. i really liked it. sometimes the main character reminded me of me. Mainly how she steals furniture from neighbouring lawns and wears high socks and less about getting pregnant at 16. but still it was strange sometimes to watch. I recomend it if you like the mouldy peaches who do alot of the soundtrack. lets kick it old testament style. seriously though, snow. if you leave before i get to the hill i will cut you something FEIRCE. with a shovel. a SHARP ONE. Current Mood: winter <3 Current Music: my home is the sea~ Bonnie 'Prince' Billy

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December 30th, 2007

05:58 pm - day sickness Today i am sick because of my own stupidity. i never have new years resolutions , but as a non- deligated time of year goal , i'm seriously as unbelievable as it sounds. am going to (attempt) to cut down on my suger intake valve. Oh suger how i love thee. but you give me the shakes when i eat a pound of your delishious christmas cookies as a meal . and you give me the spins when i combine you with a dessert wine to myself. You would think i would learn . Last year i had the blueberry ice wine sickness. it's like a horrible horrible christmas tradition of getting suger sickness. suger is spelt wrong. its' underlined in red. but really? i don't know how else to spell it. I'd rather cut down on my suger now, because i sincerely fear the diabetes. Which i am going to give myself if i keep this up. Less suger now = more suger later. because if i have diabetes i will not get to eat delishousness whenever i want , and have to eat sweet and low. how i loathe thee sweet and low! my next purchess i think is going to be a computer program. It will be tough to decide between microsoft word and a real paint program so i can get back to the comic posts which i miss to the EXXXTTERREEEEEMMMMEEE. Computer program s are fucking REDICULOUSLY expensive. but i so far have not been able to pirate succesfuly and keep getting "key code" requirements and demo programs. jerks. with they're security dettering me from free swag. Maybe i can propose that anyone able to pirate me a good mac compatible paint program will get a beautiful 3 pack mix cd of the history of SKA on some wicked immitation vynal cdr's with cover art . as well as a lj art comic dedicated to them. WHAT A DEAL . bitte? Current Mood: sick Current Music: It ain't me babe ~ Johnny Cash ~

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